This morning he was sitting on my arm... Then he farted. Then looked at me and walked away. Lil asshole. I finally got the bubble wrap i wanted (read parents part and you'll understand) and he fully walks on it, rolls on it and bites it... -.- now i have no bubbles to pop. Oh and he ate apart of my sweater, YAY!
And now the 'rents...
They went out a few minutes ago and before they left my mom fully reminded me not to forget to eat. Five minutes later the phone rings and i pick up and say "hello"... That was my mom. reminding me to eat. It's weird tho. Im skinny, but the fat i do have...STRETCHES. As a kid i could do all that freaky pretzel shit with my legs but now... i can stretch their fat. Awesome eh?... And now i'm ranting.... :)
The bubble wrap part... My mom stole the bubble wrap i had to give it to my aunt cuz shes buying a bunch of crap for her house in Portugal...I don't understand why she needs to steal other peoples bubble wrap but she does. I was actually annoyed when my mom took it away :(. But today i found some in my 'rents room and begged to take it and my mom said yes... Then my dad walks into the room, grabs the bubble wrap and squishes it so that like half the bubbles are popped.... Then i put it on the floor so that i can roll on it while laughing creepily but nooooo my dog needs to go on it. And when i get my dog far enough my mom enters and starts jumping on it.
I'm hungry, but i think i'll forget to eat dinner today. Because i'm so jiggly and all... :)
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